1. mellarkish:

    when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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    Reblogged from: heyguysitsnichole
  2. whydouwantaname:

    This makes me unbelievably happy. I may not be Catholic but seeing that the pope is the religious leader of millions of people, his example may lead to many people thinking about their own actions.

    Reblogged from: leslieroomel
  3. motionjessinwhite:

    anotherpunk:

    "Your dress is too short."

    Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

    OH MYG OD

    Reblogged from: ideepthroatbananas
  4. bryanchoppertagteam:

    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

    Reblogged from: lilpizzashit
  5. phdstudents:

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    Reblogged from: insidious-effects-of-life
  6. skypestripper:

    skypestripper:

    math.. more like

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    Reblogged from: ideepthroatbananas
  7. Haha, you should come off anon :)

  8. clannyphantom:

    "maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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    Reblogged from: judithska
  9. dweebscar:

    vonniepanda:

    cyanide123:

    dweebscar:

    dweebscar:

    what if giraffes lived underwater

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    what a majestic creature

    It would explain nesie

    Pewdie will love this pic 

    i wont have that name said in this household. take that language outside

    Reblogged from: andrewquo
  10. Do it. Cx

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