when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like
This makes me unbelievably happy. I may not be Catholic but seeing that the pope is the religious leader of millions of people, his example may lead to many people thinking about their own actions.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
math.. more like
Haha, you should come off anon :)
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
It would explain nesie
Pewdie will love this pic
i wont have that name said in this household. take that language outside
Do it. Cx